(More pictures can be found HERE.)
This one is one of the most HIDEOUS challenges from the show. When a contestant lands on a space and he hears Fernando's Fanfare (it is on the sounds page,) he or she KNOWS he/she's in for it! If the contestant is male, a woman called la fea besucona ("the ugly kissing lady") comes out. If the contestant is female, Fernando (also known as el mimoso pringoso, "the greasy lover") comes out. Both are big fat people with BAD skin problems! Other than that, there's not that much wrong with la besucona as there is with Fernando, who has a big bowl of spaghetti and sauce with him that he plays with, eats, and spits everywhere like a two-year-old, getting it all over himself in the process. Either way, Danny the Judge has five questions (much like Beauty Parlor Q&A.) Everytime the contestant gets one wrong, the woman or Fernando runs after the contestant and kisses him wildly while bodyslamming him in the process! However, if he gets it right, the witch runs after Emilio (or Fernando after Lydia!) Emilio is usually a good sport about it, but Lydia totally freaks out whenever he runs after her (she even eggs the contestant to get it wrong!) She usually runs backstage or behind Emilio. In either case, three out of five questions wins.